Cycling to work in the rain on Friday, Boris Johnson got soaked. As he was drying off, he watched on TV as Environment minister Caroline Spelman warned we were in the middle of a drought.
"Drought! I said bitterly," he writes in today's Daily Telegraph. "You must be joking. How can we tell people that they can't have baths, when they only have to step outside to be soaked to the skin?
"Then I listened a bit longer, and of course I saw her point. We have just had the driest spring for 20 years, and across the country rainfall has been down about 45 per cent. The crops are miserable and wilted; the brewers and the farmers have been so short of water that the price of food and beer is apparently set to rise even higher – exactly what people don't need in the current economic conditions. We ought to forget this June dampness and concentrate on the drought of the past few months."Boris Johnson goes on to ask why canals cannot be used to bring water to the Southeast from the wet north, and adds:
"I believe we might go even further, and retrieve J F Pownall's magnificent 1942 plan for a Grand Contour Canal, which would follow the 310 ft contour of the hills all the way from the Scottish borders to the South East."